Thanks to my son for the latter - I was having a sneaky peak through his Stumbleupon favorites. Well it was a surreptitious look at the time, if he reads this I will be sprung..
Please excuse the following if you object to the idea of insults but the words and language had me rolling with laughter. I would never insult anyone in any way of course.
This comes from the Illuvial Incantation site where you can find more little delicacies to delight:
- Rattle your noggin and summon your grit, grind out some words and see if they fit at Poem of the Masses
- Enter a first line and this script will create a little poem for you - Heretical Rhyme Generator
- Quotes and proverbs - includes such gems as "The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn." - Alvin Toffler.
"Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong" - Dandemis